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You know you've created art when if you add anything else it just becomes retarded and when you take anything out it just becomes dull. It's being border-line retarded that makes art, art. Well for Salvador Dali anyway.

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Little slut brags about sex (via godswillfearme)

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5 Ways to break the ice

1. Come in with something zany and quirky to say like “has anyone seen my hamster?”, “does anyone have glue on them?”, or if you’re especially brave “where can I buy leopard print socks?”

2. Walk in dancin all zany and spastic like.

3. Start beat-boxing.

4. Ask people what their favorite childhood TV show was and say it’s for a survey.

5. Be warm, friendly, laid-back, sincere and smile often.

1-4 will often lead to isolation, use sparingly.

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Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store (via Anne Helmond)

Brooklyn Superhero Supply Store (via Anne Helmond)